Some people just refuse to understand that I am totally aware about the place I have been living in for my entire life. Is it very difficult to conclude this logical fact or are they residents of dumb-lok? Well, I'm not sure, but it is just stupid to see them arguing with me over it and calling me ignorant.
Initially, choosing the lines dunked in wisdom- "Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience", I opted to ignore such baloney. But, seriously, for how long can you take numbnuts yapping to you like that.
Finally, today, they did drag me down to their level and here I am wasting my precious time and precious space of my Baby, but I dare not let them best me. I'll lay it out once and for all and go back to my life never ever to come back to this paltry issue.
So, here it is for those special peeps:
I have been living in this part of the country from the moment I was conceived. I know my geography well enough to give a decent guided tour of the city and its suburbs. So, when I say I stay at Vasai, which is not in Navi-Mumbai, I'm neither misspelling Vashi nor my GK is an example of that of a Neanderthal bozo's.
Now just for the record, Vashi is in Navi-Mumbai (New-Bombay) and Vasai (Basein Road) is in North Mumbai (suburbs…outskirts...whatever!)
And if you still don't get it, then May God Bless you, while I go and have thandi mint Lassi.